There is a guy on my current project team that ends most discussions about animals ? domestic, wild, livestock, game ? with ?it tastes like chicken?. At first I thought it was odd but it?s kind of funny. Some recent conversations I heard.
Someone: ?When I was living in Montana there were about 5 or 6 peacocks living behind my house?.
Guy: ?They?re impressive birds. Huge wing spans that really show when they fly. Taste like chicken.?
AND
Someone: ?This stray cat keeps coming into my backyard and bugging my own cat?.
Guy: ?Homeless cats get this attitude they own the neighborhood. Taste like chicken?.
AND
Someone: ?A wood pecker has been going to town on my metal chimney cover. It makes a huge racket. It?s really annoying?.
Guy: ?Guess he has his material all mixed up. Not really a wood pecker anymore. They taste like chicken?.
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