The Dobrindt Family

Jason Giambi was using steroids?

I just heard the shocking news that Jason Giambi was doing steroids? When was this announced? This is the first I ever heard of it. I don?t know about this nonsense. Jason does not have the body type that would indicate steroid use. He is so thin and lanky. I thought his monster home runs came from his text book perfect baseball swing. When he came back this year, he lost so much weight by not eating junk food and Doritos. And if there is one thing I am sure of, it is that NO ONE else in Major League Baseball is doing steroids. Boy, doing steroids. I would have been less shocked if I heard Cashman was slaughtering a goat before each playoff game. And as sure as I am that the sun will rise, I KNOW Steinbrenner did not know Jason was doing steroids when he paid him 17 million a year to come to Yankee stadium to play first base.

By the way, I am being sarcastic.

Boston Celtics Fan Website

I got an email the other day from someone who runs a Boston Celtics fan website. This person wanted me to link their site to my anti red sox site and they would link my site to theirs. Um, I might be way off here, but why the f**k would I want Celtic fans coming to my site. Unless of course they are Yankee fans but the chances of that are, oh, I don?t know, about zero. And on top of it, I would watch the Knitting Channel before I watched a Celtic?s game. I am not a big NBA fan and pretty much only watch the Knicks when there is absolutely nothing else or when the NBA is deep into the playoffs (usually the Nicks and ?deep into the playoffs? are not said in the same sentence) when good teams are playing. So sure, I will link to your Celtics fan site, right after I post naked pictures of myself.