Dennis II has died. He has been sharing a tank with another, more aggressive and very ugly goldfish, Sally. I think Dennis committed suicide because Sally was driving him nuts. I think Dennis wanted to die to get away from the other stupid goldfish. Sally was constantly swimming like crazy, eating all the food as soon as we dumped it in, complaining to Dennis about his sloppiness and generally driving Dennis up the wall. I think Dennis let himself pass into the afterlife as a way to ease the pain of sharing water with Sally. That?s what I think.
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