What I failed to mention the other day was my miraculous efforts to save Dennis. After watching him struggle I administered CPR and gave him some medicinal beer. I then talked him through any issues he is having and by the next morning he was swimming around like a Red Sox fan walking home from Virgies after game 7 of the ALCS last year. He was swimming in and out of the submerged palm tree in the tank and has been healthy and active ever since.
Dennis the fourth lives on.
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