My stapler

I have this stapler at work that uses staples that are too big so that if you staple only 2 or 3 pages, the staple gets compressed but sticks out and can cut your finger, sort of. But it is not strong enough to staple anything more than 5 or 6 pages, which then have to be bound with a binder clip. It’s so damn annoying. And no, it’s not red and my name is not Milton.

Sometimes I feel like I am adrift in a sea of boundless discontent.