I see London I see France, I see Saddam’s underpants.
I see Scotland I see Spain, I see a the media about to complain.
Someone took, and then obviously sold, pictures of Saddam Hussein in his underseats and other personal images. I am counting off on my fingers the number of seconds it is going to take the liberal lunatics out there to condemn George Bush for orchestrating this travesty.
Now I hear Al Jazeera, the Middle Eastern version of CNN, is refusing to broadcast the pictures because they are a violation of human rights. WHAT?!? HUH?!!? Are you (expletive deleted) KIDDING ME?? You run in a continuous loop the beheading of innocent captives by violent terrorists but you stand on this human rights box when it’s a picture of your lovely dictator sleeping in his feety PJs. You, Mr. Al Jazeera, are a freakin joke. Saying they are a violation of human rights is like Ted Kennedy condemning drinking. And while we’re on the topic, the beheadings are not done quickly and humanely like people think. It’s not a guillotine or really sharp samurai sword they use, it’s a group of thugs holding down some poor human being fighting to get loose while another soon-to-be living-in-hell terrorist saws his head off with a dull and rusty fish knife. It’s an awful and excruciatingly painful way to die and your network airs it like it belongs on Funniest Home Videos. And then you condemn the US for showing, and they weren’t even published here first, pictures of the old man in his underoos. If it was a video of Saddam’s beheading, would Al Jazeera broadcast them? Hmm. I wonder.
And a message to George Bush – STOP APOLOGIZING. Stop saying you are sorry for a stupid action of someone as far removed from your control as humanly possible. And especially don’t apologize for these pictures.
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