For all those who have little children, or plan on it, after you get through the basics - you know, feeding, cleaning, putting them to sleep, keeping them off the mantel, reducing the amount of kitchen utensils that make their way into the play room - there are some hidden secrets.
Parenting 101. Feed your kids when hungry. Change diapers when smell gets bad. Put clothes on children when temperature drops.
Parenting 102: Lesson 1. No matter how late you and your spouse stay out on a Friday night with a group of friends, and no matter how late you get home and finally get to sleep, and no matter how many margaritas you had during the night, your three children under the age of 5 WILL wake up at 6 or shortly before/after and they WILL have the energy they usually do on a Saturday morning.
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