To the ahole who took my GPS device, a very nice Garmin, from the rental car I had in my in laws driveway the night after Thanksgiving, I hope you crash into a tree while punching in the address for your drug dealer YOU SCUMBAG!!! How DARE you go into MY vehicle and take MY GPS YOU freakin loser!!! I hope you have a miserable freakin life. Better yet, punch in Home under My Favorites and drive up here and let's chat about it. I can give you the car recharger you missed and wrap it around your heroin infected neck d**khead. Ughhhh. As if I don't have enough stress in my life you have to freakin steal something of mine. I really hope one day I catch you or one of your loser friends breaking into a car, because things will get interesting real fast.
Have a miserable life you jerk.
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